Pipedream Invites Trump to Get His Penis Molded
CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Pipedream Products has invited Donald Trump to have his penis molded free of charge.
About 10 minutes into last night’s Republican debate of presidential nominees, Trump let his fellow candidates, the audience and all of the world know that he has a big penis after he was mocked by Sen. Marco Rubio over the size of his hands.
Trump said: "Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands — if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee."
Nick Orlandino, chairman and CEO of Pipedream Products, which is a maker of novelty, gag and pleasure products, made the penis mold offer after hearing the statement.
"I never thought we'd see this kind of nonsense on a debate stage," Orlandino said. "They're really turning politics into a joke. And now that they have — Pipedream is proud to do its part.
"We're happy to have Donald 'Chump' come to an actual American manufacturing plant, have his penis molded and finally put his money where his mouth is — anytime he can fit us into his busy tweeting schedule."
Pipedream said that provided Trump accepts the challenge, the Chatsworth, Calif., company will donate “all the massive amounts of leftover rubber scrap to Melania Trump's future cosmetic surgery stockpile.”