Clandestine Plans Celebration for 'Masturbation Month'
CHATSWORTH, Calif. — To celebrate “National Masturbation Month,” Clandestine Devices is offering a 25 percent discount on its Mimic massager.
“Our customers can enjoy the Mimic at an incredible discount while celebrating ‘National Masturbation Month’ properly,” said Kimberly Faubel, director of operations for Clandestine Devices. “It’s actually quite important in regards to the progress we’ve made with sex education over the past 20 years.”
Jules Jordan, who helped create the manta ray-shaped portable device, concurs on the importance of “National Masturbation Month,” created 22 years ago in reaction to the firing of U.S. surgeon general Dr. M. Joycelyn Elders after promoting masturbation to young people in lieu of riskier sexual activity.
“We’ve come a long way since then, especially with improved education in our schools and communities,” Jordan said. “Luckily, the brown-bagged ‘marital aids’ of yesteryear are gone, and we are proud to be a part of a new age of open sexuality that paves the way for generations of women to come.”
To receive the 25 percent discount, use the code “MIMICMAY” at ClandestineDevices.com.
The curved, waterproof handheld rechargeable toy comes in three colors (black, lilac and seafoam green), is made of medical grade silicone and offers six speeds/intensity levels, eight vibration patterns and 90 minutes of powerful pulsations on a single charge.